Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband
First Circle: Limbo The sun glimmers on the large box filled with portable basketball hoop guts, and my husband tells me, “We can probably bang this out in 45 minutes.” I attempt to find the tools needed for assembly. This takes 45 minutes.
Katie is a Rhode Island based writer. Her dog has anxiety and her cat has herpes. Her husband hides snacks on high shelves so she can’t reach them. She has published in The Millions, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna Comedy, and Slackjaw.
