Project Scope For the $40,000 Kitchen Remodel You Signed Up For to Avoid Hosting Thanksgiving For…
Project Objectives: Remodel your kitchen, while avoiding exposure to COVID-19 and Trump-talk. Project Tasks: New Cabinets, painted in Sherwin Williams Pewter Green Yes, painted cabinets. Yes, they scuff more easily, and yes, the finish might not last as long. But it will add at least a week to your project timeline, ensuring a kitchen-less, impossible-to-host Thanksgiving.
Katie is a Rhode Island based writer. Her dog has anxiety and her cat has herpes. Her husband hides snacks on high shelves so she can’t reach them. She has published in The Millions, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna Comedy, and Slackjaw.
