Project Scope For the $40,000 Kitchen Remodel You Signed Up For to Avoid Hosting Thanksgiving For… Project Objectives: Remodel your kitchen, while avoiding exposure to COVID-19 and Trump-talk. Project Tasks: New Cabinets, painted in Sherwin Williams Pewter Green Yes, painted cabinets. Yes, they scuff more easily, and yes, the finish might not last as long….
Author: KatieHughesPucci
Medium – August 2020
Household Voting Rules: Under the Guidance of Abby Johnson, Planned Parenthood Director turned… Household Voting Rules: Under the Guidance of Abby Johnson, Planned Parenthood Director turned… “Here’s another one. I would support bringing back household voting [laughing with hand over mouth emoji] How anti-feminist of me…
The Millions – August 2020
Into the Wild: The Millions Interviews Alden Jones The Millions Interview Katie Hughes-Pucci August 24, 2020 | 6 books mentioned 10 min read
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – June 2020
Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, As Demonstrated By Assembling a Portable Basketball Hoop In the Driveway With My Husband First Circle: Limbo The sun glimmers on the large box filled with portable basketball hoop guts, and my husband tells me, “We can probably bang this out in 45 minutes.” I attempt to find the tools…
Slackjaw – May 2020
Transcripts From The HGTV COVID-19 War Room - Powered By Zoom Property Brother: We’ve called this Zoom meeting to talk about the changing climate of interior design in light of the recent pandemic. We need to create a unified front to provide solutions for our HGTV audience. Other Property Brother: We’re fucked.
The Belladonna Comedy – November 2019
“No, I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Not Drinking Tonight” and other ways to convince your friends, neighbors, and complete strangers to mind their damn business. You’re a childless, married lady in her early thirties and you’ve decided not to drink tonight. Maybe it’s a lifestyle choice, a personal decision, or you’re just nursing a hangover…
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency – November 2018
A RESOLUTION FOR THE BATHROOM BYLAWS OF THE ASSOCIATION OF WOMEN WORKING ON THE SECOND FLOOR A Resolution for the Bathroom Bylaws of the Association of Women Working On the Second Floor W HEREAS, Section 67 of the Bathroom Bylaws of the Association of Women Working On the Second Floor (“Association”) assigns the Board of…